Writer's Bottom

Am I sitting on my brain? According to my toiletary habits and the anatomy books no. However, if you want to be a writer (and listen to other writers’ ideas) then you must use your writing powers in full. You cannot have writer’s block. So thinking with your arse won't help. Jane Wenham-Jones tells us that eating too much chocolate and drinking bucketloads of wine can lead to Writer’s Bottom. And this isn’t good for us or our writing. So sitting on your chocolatey and wine filled bottom stops us from achieving our goals. In conclusion Jane has written a book to help us fulfil our goals whilst having our chocolate and eating it. And you can lose a bit of weight to boot (or to bottom.)