Pokémon Stop

This rubbish has been going on for years, made by an insane Japanese man called Satoshi Tajiri. The main theme is that schoolkids can go around the place, skiving off of school of course, and battling weird creatures which they normally keep and carry around with them in tiny little balls. The RSPCA should get on to them. The most famous of these creatures is called Pikachu, which sounds like when someone does an enormous sneeze. It is managed by a company called Game Freak and its latest creation is Pokémon Go, a game in which the tiny little monsters inhabit the real world, but only through your phone. There are now even professional Pokémon Hunters, where people gather and stampede around the place and then sell the little buggers for money. It is so popular and addictive that people are killed crossing the road while looking for Pokémon and the Norwegian Prime Minister has even been caught playing it in parliament. A Japanese truck driver has killed a woman while playing the game. Someone has even been breaking into other peoples houses in order to ‘Catch them All.’ Of course he was shot. A very good solution to the whole problem I feel.