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I smell like crisps
I have eaten crisps today. I must have metabolized them by now, but I didn't expect them to be coming out of my armpits. You are what...
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Nocturnal Injuries
Is sleeping bad for your health? Surely it is a healthy, worthwhile way of spending your time. I have unfortunately been sleeping...
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Writer's Bottom
Am I sitting on my brain? According to my toiletary habits and the anatomy books no. However, if you want to be a writer (and listen to...
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Pokémon Stop
This rubbish has been going on for years, made by an insane Japanese man called Satoshi Tajiri. The main theme is that schoolkids can go...
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Horror Movies
I have recently acquired a new channel on my telly – the ‘Horror’ channel. I remember from the days of Hellraiser they are an amusing...
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Ig Nobel Awards
There are amazing scientists out there who do ground breaking research and have finally been recognised for their efforts: The economics...