MARTIN R TEMPLE

I have eaten crisps today. I must have metabolized them by now, but I didn't expect them to be coming out of my armpits. You are what...

Is sleeping bad for your health? Surely it is a healthy, worthwhile way of spending your time. I have unfortunately been sleeping...

Am I sitting on my brain? According to my toiletary habits and the anatomy books no. However, if you want to be a writer (and listen to...

This rubbish has been going on for years, made by an insane Japanese man called Satoshi Tajiri. The main theme is that schoolkids can go...

I have recently acquired a new channel on my telly – the ‘Horror’ channel. I remember from the days of Hellraiser they are an amusing...

There are amazing scientists out there who do ground breaking research and have finally been recognised for their efforts: The economics...

Krusty the Clown was originally created to be Homer Simpson’s secret identity. Krusty was created by cartoonist Matt Groening and...

I have been reading (in The Knights Templar by Sean Martin) about the terrible but devious experiments done in the past. Frederick II of...

‘Nobody Speak’ is DJ Shadow’s latest creation. The movie contains much violence, set in a convention centre, where a number of...

Nottingham’s a lovely place. It even has a beach. This shuts early though and is in the middle of the city centre, next to the town...